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souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.
Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.
by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017
mugGet the souvenir poopmug.

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