social loser

A social loser is a person who has no real friends, dates people off text of Myspace, and eats with no one at lunch. Commonly, they are fat and pretend to be sexy by wearing revealing clothing, or wear expensive clothing to cover up their fat and pretend to be rich. They don't hang out often, and when they do, it's with the nerds, going to the movies to watch some new Harry Potter movie. They also usually don't have very much money, and their parents smoke and are generally rednecks. (No matter where you go!) They do drugs and try so hard to fit into cliques. If they are adults, they are usually the creepy person that sits on a bench at a park and eats their lunch and stares at the poor innocent passerby's. Sometimes they are pedophiles, or just your average Joe looking for a Buddie. Sadly, though, if you even TRY to be friends with these people, they'll constantly annoy you and tell you lame jokes that are not even anywhere near being funny, but you might laugh to be nice, anyway. Sometimes they'll crack a "joke" they think is the most hilarious thing they have ever said and you won't even know it's a joke. The way you can tell if someone is a social loser, if they're dressed like a really poor prep, a really ugly scene person, or just an average person dressed in really ugly clothes. But don't hate, because these people are, believe it or not, people, too!

Joe: Oh my god, Cindy became such a social loser!
Eric: Well obviously, she was trying too hard from the beginning anyway.
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Social loser: Hey guys, wanna know what I did this weekend?
Preps: Uhhh.... sure....?
Social loser: My parents died.
*gasp* (oh my god!? Poor Baily!)
Social loser(after a few minutes): Just kidding.
Prep: That's NOT funny.

social loser by supercalifragalisticexpilaidou July 5, 2009

Social Networking Loser (SNL)

Any person who uses social networking sites yet has limited success with interactions on the site.

1. She only met my friend Joyce one time, and now she posts on her wall almost four times a day, and likes almost everything Joyce posts. What a social networking loser (SNL).

2. Have you ever seen the stuff John posts about? It's so lame that nobody every interacts with him except for his family and girlfriend, who feel obligated to. What a social networking loser (SNL).

3. Wow, Jacob seriously has no friends that he tries to interact with all of my friends, and they don't like it. What a social networking loser (SNL).

Social Networking Loser (SNL) by ratian November 11, 2011

socialloser 

people who try to hard to fit in.

hey look at that socialloser trying to make attention

socialloser by The Strategist February 29, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008