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A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.
Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

Joe: You could smell the weed?

Dave: Fucktard.
by teh_winnahs! June 28, 2009
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