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snuff job 

To fire employees or kill off a project, especially at work.
Watch out - the boss is out to do a snuff job on Dan. Don't get in the way.
snuff job by Nole_writer June 15, 2008
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bloody snuff job

When you have intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and then afterwords you sniff the blood out of her vagina like a line of cocaine.
Carson had blood all over his nose after giving Kylee a bloody snuff job. But she loved it.

sniff job 

1. The action of sniffing one's balls or dick.

2. The action of sniffing one's vagina.
I gave Crystal a sniff job last night, it was smelly, man!
sniff job by Andrew Anonymous May 27, 2006

Stuff Job 

During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus.
She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job
Stuff Job by Herpesaurous Rex September 13, 2010

Stuff Job 

During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus, typically using an implement such as a broom stick.
She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job.
Stuff Job by rimjobasaurous October 7, 2010

Stuff Job 

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job
"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."
Stuff Job by cling my shaft January 1, 2010

Painter's Snuffjob 

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption
My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt
Painter's Snuffjob by DancingJebus November 9, 2023
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