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snorkel fight

A competitive game consisting of two or more teams battling each other in a shallow body of water, usually a shallow end of a swimming pool. The teams consist of two people and at least one of the two members must be male. The top male sits atop his partners shoulders straddling the lower partners head. The configuration of team members resembles a typical chicken fight stance with one small difference, the top member of the team is facing backwards in relation to his base partner. The position of the top partner leaves the top members genitals directly in contact with the base partners face. This configuration resembles the base partner "wearing" the top team member like a snorkel mask.

Once two or more teams are in fighting stances the rules are simple: the top members are competing against each other and try to topple the opposing teams until one team is left standing. The base members main objective is to stay standing upright, however they can kick each other or attempt to trip opposing teams under water. The last team left standing is the victor.
I went over to Hank and Betty's pool party last Saturday expecting to relax, but a crazy snorkel fight broke out. I left with a black eye and ripped swim trunks.
snorkel fight by ralphnader October 2, 2013
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Snorkel fight

When your bro is on your shoulders for a game of chicken and he suddenly spins to the front of you and you begin breathing through his flesh snorkel
That game of chicken got really intence my buddy got so into it he spun around and turned it into a snorkel fight
Snorkel fight by Le Stefan July 24, 2022

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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