Snooper-looper

You snoop too much and your dick gets chopped off.

Mom: jimmy are you excited for Christmas?
Jim: Yes mom, soooo excited!
Christmas morning
Mom: surprise you got a ps4!!!
Jim: thx.
Mom: r u not excited?
Jim: well ya but I snooped.
Mom: well than you little shit

Jim: mom what are you doing with the machete. Plz no snooper-looper

by Yo-yo u a man January 19, 2021