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Noun- to almost sneeze, and then, just like magic, it disappears. A mix of no and sneeze. Generally gets a sour face by the almost-sneezer.

Verb- to snoeeze
Just as Janet was about to sneeze, it just stopped- the feeling remained, but the reaction wasn't there anymore.

"Aw shoot!" She gave a sour face.

"Dudette, I guess you snoeezed."
snoeeze by LyraTheWriter September 24, 2013
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pelvic sneeze 

A slang term for orgasm, particularly a male orgasm, coined by YouTuber sam o’nella.
“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.
pelvic sneeze by Quietbox September 29, 2020

Sneeze Bings 

When cheese bings (fried cheese balls) are left at an empty table at a bar, becoming a community snack. May have mysterious flavors added to them. Made famous at New-CI (formerly OCI), Knoxville.
Cameron noticed that his poop very much resembled the "sneeze bings" he ate the night before in both size and color.
Sneeze Bings by ChrisTrauma August 25, 2011
Orgasm of the nose
I sneezed twice and it was the best feeling ever.
Sneeze by Candeesaye May 7, 2015

jeezy sneeze 

A special kind of queef, when said vagina is overrun by a yeast infection.
"Mucus? In the chair? Corbyn, you back to jeezy-sneezing all the time? You should get that checked out, Quick." Jeezy sneeze

Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."
Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.
Dracula Sneeze by L3 January 13, 2010
Word of the Day on January 15, 2022

Logan Paul Sneeze 

Logan's stupid fucking excuse to lose a boxing match to KSI
KSI : yo i won bruh

Logan : nigga i sneezed 3 times this morning

logan paul sneeze
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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