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snaggletoes 

snaggletoes are toes that rarely see nail clippers and are of yellowish color and matte in finish. They are not properly cared for and the term is best used when referring to a man who wears mandals (man sandals) and have large toe-like talons. They can also evoke a little bit of vomit in the back of your throat. They are often hanging past the sandal or shoe resembling eagle claws. This term does not exclude women.
dang, did you see that guy's toes, freakin' snaggletoes...gross!

ewww, his/her toenails were so long and sharp. SNAGGLETOES!
snaggletoes by aprils May 26, 2009
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snaggletooth 

That crooked tooth that makes that cute guy or girl even cuter, adding character and charisma. Also the crooked tooth that makes the person you dislike even more horrible in appearance, making you cringe or shrink away.
(Sigh) Tom's snaggletooth may seem like an imperfection to others, but to me it's irresistible.
snaggletooth by Xristobel November 9, 2018

Snaggleton 

An unusually attractive girl with a quiet personality that doesn't catch your attention at first, but has men melting when she decides to speak up and get noticed. Usually an understated girl in glasses who doesn't wear make-up. Thus, just when a man thinks he's sized her up, she snags his attention during the double-take.
"Dude, did you meet Amanda at the party last night?"
"That girl in the corner, nah dog, I didn't even notice her."
"Pshh. That's cuz she's quiet. Look again, that fine specimen be a Snaggleton."
Snaggleton by spencer2012 January 4, 2012

snaggletooth 

Noticeably nasty and or crooked-ass teeth.
DAMN! That girl got some snaggletooth!
snaggletooth by Dentist April 3, 2003

Haggleproof Snaggletooth 

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"
What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth

snaggletoot 

Someone otherwise known as a goobie head or goofy goober
He keeps doing silly things, he is such a snaggletoot.
snaggletoot by Noonewordmaker April 18, 2023

snaggletooth tiger 

A girl without a single straight tooth in her smile. Her teeth are crooked like a dogs hind leg and usually spaced pretty far apart. At least one or more of the front snaggleteeth are usually missing.
Damn, did you see that chick's grill. She's a fuckin snaggletooth tiger.
snaggletooth tiger by N Jacobs July 13, 2004