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smokr - n.
1 esp. (US) an informal social gathering of men.
2 a person or thing that smokes, esp. cannabis.
3 a device used to smoke cannabis, eg, bong, bowl, houkha or pipe.
The local smokr meeting was interrupted by a surprise visit from the hosts wife.

"Hell ya imma smokr! fire in the hole!"

"This dude's smokr was a three foot tall, purple acrylic bong!" or "Fill the smokr and fire it up."
smokr by anonymous smokr November 22, 2006
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smoke a fag 

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)
Anyone want to go outside and smoke a fag.
smoke a fag by the-boss October 30, 2006

Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

Blood Lil Smoke

An internet celebrity, he's Twenty-Three and a mixture of Puertorican and Mexican, he is considered gay or bisexual by most of his friends but to those who thought he was it turns out that this young man is very straight but supports gay rights, he is very friendly and has the words of those who don't know how to put them out, he speaks down on the Illuminati and often refers to them as Killuminati, he disagrees with bullies and often argues to himself about bad things, his very appreciative of those who supports he's words but can often be found a worse enemy to others at times, his name symbolizes many different things some may have thought he was in the Bloods Piru gang but his name is one of the most respectable names today his name was given to him by some of the most verocious gangs in the world, its said to be over 6 years old in the making of his name.
He is not only the fun loving character that all knows about him, but he is actually considered trained by the Mara Salvatrucha gang in combat, Blood lil smoke's real name is Tyrone L.A. McKenzie, but its only found as Tyrone McKenzie on the internet.

I was told that he has numerous gangs watching his every move but he calls them controllers because he does not like to sound to ghetto since he made claims that his ghetto days were long and gone over, Tyrone McKenzie has connections to almost every gang territory i can think of that is based here in America especially in Los Angeles, CA but he clearly denies it most of the time to prevent further problems with his life.

Tyrone McKenzie aka Blood Lil Smoke does not act like a gangster he's a real gentleman and sweet at heart he disagrees with guns and knifes and prefers to fight with his knuckles "Real Men Fight Like Real Men Do" he goes against everything that is hateful and bad for peoples eyes but he opens most of our eyes to see the true world.

He has pages on, Facebook, Myspace, Bebo, Aim, Skype, Ooovoo, Bluepulse, Reporo, Mocospace and so on

smoke dawg 

Smokedawg born November 18 1996 forever one of Toronto best Artist #878 Anogang
Smoke dawg- was a huge artist came from nothing to becoming one of Toronto most known artist , forever smokey
smoke dawg by 878dave February 6, 2019
"Smokela"
Some vsco borderline sociopath insomnia troglodyte that is overflown with anxiety guy I met on xbox, he was hiding in a bush as Junkrat trying to contest the payload. now at this point i should've just thrown my Xbox out of the window
but for some reason i choose to lay in that bush aswell as junk.
he aks's me to kill him and i 10/10 would tbh
past forward.
he also loves to write fanfics about dead by daylight characters most of the time it would go like
mikey stalking some survivors in the toilet and Bill being and eggplant and pig sniffing asses and it would all go downhill from here and would end up being some orgy with killers and survivors.
one day i left him in voice with a playing "puking sounds for 10 hours" and he said he enjoyed it.
Today i beated up Snoop dogg for making a song about me and it turned out hes a little fat bitch called miley cyrus and after that i beated up his family dogs and pets and then he went in the hospital and i sued him for sueing me
i mean i fucked his dog in the ass
Hit or fuck, guess they molested the kids huh you got a pervert i bet he didnt want ya small ass he gonna find another kid and he wont miss ya he gonna spin and hit the vagina like wiz khalifa

does it say "I'm still here"
Smoke: WHO CARES!?
(after seeing Mitsukie from naruto)
"He could be a pedophile"
funfact my cat said "meow"which roughly translate to: i got your uncle in my basement and im raping him now
Humanity would be better without humans
"I just gaslighted my entire contacts because I felt like it"

"OMG! That is such a Tiffany moment. You're such a smokela"

Another example :
"Oh no, the definition is too long! What are we gonna take out?"
"Just take out the liver or heart or something"
"OMG!!!! You're such a Sparky"
Smokela by 5-Minute Crafts Hack July 24, 2022

Pop Smoke 

Bashar Barakah Jackson (Pop Smoke), born on July 20, 1999, was a rising artist known for hit songs such as “Welcome to the Party” and “Dior”. Shortly after committing to his true calling in Hollywood Hills from the hood, at age 20 he was murdered in his home during a home invasion on February 19, 2020. RIP FOLKLORD 🙏🏼
“You cannot say Pop, and forget the Smoke”. -Pop Smoke 💔
Pop Smoke by YoungNewWorld February 19, 2020
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