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smokey pipe 

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.
Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"
smokey pipe by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009
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Pipe Smoker

A man/woman who delights in the sucking of a plethora of cocks.
Dude 1: That dude in the pink shirt is a real fag.

Dude 2: Yeah he's a real pipe smoker.
Pipe Smoker by TV CAR April 8, 2010

smoke my pipe

To smoke or suck on a man's pipe or penis
most commonly known as giving a blow job or sucking a guys dick.
Oh man I had Stacy smoke my pipe last night and oh my god she is a pro!

seriously dude

yeah she did deep exercises
smoke my pipe by Doctor J March 25, 2008

pipe smoker

That Monica Lewinsky is such a pipe smoker.
pipe smoker by caspianhiro August 15, 2003

Smoke the pipe

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)
Smoke the pipe by Husky Bear September 14, 2009

pipe smoker

another name for a crack head, often used when referring to a crack smoker
pipe smoker by zenzenkun March 26, 2008

smoke the peace pipe 

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.
I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.
smoke the peace pipe by killerdove November 20, 2011
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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