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A smocht, Is a chunk of a bug (like animal meat except it’s bug) this is the word used when a peace of bug is cut into a pieced that would be the equivalent to animal meat but on a bug, no this hasn’t been discovered until now by yours truly Joshua Nayler
Jack - “haha I just smooshed a bug”

Josh - “make sure you save the smocht so we can eat it, wouldn’t want it to go to waste.l
Smocht by Joshua Nayler January 9, 2023
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smelly chocho. (i.e. stinky vagina) see chocho
Damn Gina! For real! Go wash your smocho!
Smocho by dmoe510 July 2, 2011
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She is a hot smochoo!
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Smocha Latte 

An alternative term for "wake and bake" - To smoke marijuana in the morning upon waking or shortly thereafter, as if drinking a "mocha latte" in the morning. Term often used as code among smokers to tell one another that they had smoked marijuana that morning. (Origin: SE Ohio)
Yeah, man, woke up and had myself a smocha latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) laahhh teeeeiiiiiyyy... laaaaaaaa... shit, I forgot what I was saying.
Smocha Latte by VonJost July 20, 2011
Short for smoke, generally marijuana. Smoch origonated from brazillian dialect.
Hey Caio, you wanna get a teenth of that fire and go smoch?
smoch by Visine origonal April 17, 2006
n. The act of going out for coffee and smoking up.
adj. a coffee drinking marijuana smoker.
Ashley and I went out for a smocha at starbucks and my newly rolled blunt.
smocha by Jack Silver April 8, 2008
wow he is such a smoch
smoch by yoyoyoyoy December 28, 2005
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