Smelly Shame

When you fart in class but your crush is sitting next to you, so to save yourself from death by embarrassment, you look over at that one crazy popular person, pinch your nose, and yell "EWWW. YOU NERD. YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA. SHE'S DEAD."

I let out a big one, a real whopper in fact, and was immediately met with smelly shame.

by RestartFart March 10, 2023