The area of skin between a man's anus and the base of his scrotum. This area is normally covered in pubic hair, is a deeper, richer colour than the skin found elsewhere on the body, and sweats profusely, quantifying the 'smelly' tag.
The smelly bridge is a very sensitive piece of equipment, and orgasms can be greatly enhanced with a quick flick of a finger or tongue between the arsehole and the sack just before ejaculation.
The biological term for the smelly bridge his perineum, though it is also known as 'The Dark Meat'.
"Don't wipe forwards man, you'll get shit all over your smelly bridge"
"Man, I've been on this exercise bike for over an hour. My smelly bridge must be redder than cajun hot sauce"
Chap 1 - "Hey man, I've started shaving my cock and ballsack, but you know, i jst don't know where to stop"
Chap 2 - "Well I always stop at the smelly bridge"
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.