Smackin' The Kraken is a stereotypical white way of saying "Whacking the sack"
Jack - You know that preppy white kid? He was caught smackin' the kraken in the bathroom yesterday.
Jill - At least he didn't bring his girlfriend up a hill to fuck and threw her off the hill when he was rejected, you asshole.
by Maltox June 9, 2018
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