slutwell

A male, butler form of the common harlot, typically found in courtyards and Targets. It is also possible to find them roaming historic castles in western Europe. If discovered, they may be called upon to perform any number of voracious sexual acts. However, they may only be called in the most raucous of orgasmic Cockney accents.

"Slutwell, fetch me a cup of Earl Grey. Then suck the skin off my--"

slutwell by Sir Colonel Rawnald Bitchley October 12, 2014

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slutella

A Little Girl Dreaming of Becoming a Icon of Shame. This Little Girl most likely idolize Miley Cyrus after she became a total whore, or movie stars such as Pamela Anderson, and pornstars such as Belle Knox.

*Sarcastic Tween Voice* Omg! Crystal is such a little slutella! When we went to Miley's concert last night, she pulled down her skirt, and gave herself a frontal wedgie while wearing a thong in the front row!

slutella by THATSHITCRAY October 3, 2015

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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