A male, butler form of the common harlot, typically found in courtyards and Targets. It is also possible to find them roaming historic castles in western Europe. If discovered, they may be called upon to perform any number of voracious sexual acts. However, they may only be called in the most raucous of orgasmic Cockney accents.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods