slutdump

to dump someone that you were just hooking up with and not even actually dating. Usually done through an unceremonious medium like a text mesage or Facebook chat.

"I got a text from him this morning saying it was over."
"What, weren't you just hooking up?"
"Yup. I got slutdumped."

by newsie November 13, 2009

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slumdumpster

A particularly easy-to-use repository for cum, typically a female of much lower class.

Etymology: Probably a portmanteau of Middle English "slut" and Modern English "cumdumpster," but possibly a portmanteau of "cumdumpster" and Modern English "slum."

"I love my wife, but she doesn't alway satisfy me, so sometimes I have to drive down to the projects and find a slumdumpster to drop my load in."

"Our cleaning lady can't clean worth shit, but she's cheap, and she lets my roommates and me use her as a slumdumpster. Saves on tissues!"

"Mark's girlfriend doesn't like to swallow, so she hired a cheap slumdumpster to dump his wad in when they're done."

by Jackie Ho September 22, 2011

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Slutsumption

The act of assuming someone is a slut, when they're actually not.

Also used for assuming that someone is not a slut, but they actually are.

You find out the "innocent" girl next door has screwed over 50 guys:
"My slutsumption was wrong about you, you really are a slut"

You see a girl at a strip joint only to find out she's a virgin:
"My slutsumption was wrong about you, you're not a slut at all!"

by Dale The Awesome October 3, 2011

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