slumber chub 

The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.

If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.

Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!

I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.

slumber chub by Zags fan September 5, 2014

slumberchump 

Someone who works permanent nights and is unaware that the feeling of eternal slumber and jet lag head is killing them faster for a few parsnips more.

you must be some sort of slumberchump wanting that roast dinner at 4am in the morning dude

slumberchump by jeremy mcgimp August 1, 2018