sluhotard Share definition Flag A mix of a slut, whore, and retard. Most hot girls (but not all) are this, especially in high school and college. Person 1: I heard she got fucked by 5 dudes... at one time!!Person 2: What a Sluhotard. sluhotard by BeasterBro August 14, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the sluhotard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch