slovas 

A person who is behaviorally slow.

A slovas is someone who is known to peforms actions slowly, often taking much longer to complete tasks than the average person.

"Isn't he done yet? What a slovas!"
"The boss is always late. She is such a slovas."

slovas by mdawt November 15, 2011

Slovakian Traffic Stop

A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone

Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go

Slovakian Traffic Stop by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022

slovak thunder 

A drink that is half tap water and half the cheapest vodka you can find.

I ordered 4 slovak thunders for my friends because I only had $4 in my wallet.

slovak thunder by STKazaam October 28, 2013

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

Slovakian Bricklayer 

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.

So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.

Slovakian Bricklayer by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010

slovakian extruder 

A sex act ever the man is pounding the vagina and the woman proceeds to evacuate her bowels, timing it to inch out at each stroke

Dude, you wouldn't believe how nasty Heather is. She actually asked for the Slovakian extruder last night...there was shit all over when we go done!!

slovakian extruder by Johnson diggle September 25, 2017

slopass 

1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.

1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.

slopass by JohnRom February 5, 2008