sloppy pancake

when you blow your load all over a girls stomach and then you rub it all around on her stomach

i gave this girl a sloppy pancake

by DILDO D. March 9, 2007

sloppy pancake

Sloppy Pancakes or (Tortitas Desaliñadas) as some people refer to it as, is the act of violently blowing your load on a plate and adding ingredients such as strawberries, chocolate chips or whatever your heart desires, and tossing it in the oven at a temperature of 375 for 15 minutes. You know it is down when it has a sort of pancakey consistency. Whereafter, you shall apply a liberal amount of whipped toppings of your choice and serve. Best enjoyed with a cup of OJ.

Would you like a sloppy pancake with your eggs dear?

by BigDildo January 16, 2009