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Slohan
Usually found in places like hell , a Slohan is a best friend that will always be there for you no matter what. Somehow they always seem to be kinda fruity but don’t blame them , blame men for that .
A Slohan is also seen as a maneater or what you would call a "whore" or "gold-digger" but don’t be fooled cause they may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing slut when in reality ? They are much worse than that
A Slohan is also the closest thing to a god/goddess so please if you do have a friend like that give them money because they deserve the world
A Slohan is also seen as a maneater or what you would call a "whore" or "gold-digger" but don’t be fooled cause they may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing slut when in reality ? They are much worse than that
A Slohan is also the closest thing to a god/goddess so please if you do have a friend like that give them money because they deserve the world
slojan
Jartholomew: What's a slojan
Jameson: Slojan deez nuts
Lagone: “MY FUCKING MIC CSNT HESR SHIT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF SPERM BITCH”
Jameson: Slojan deez nuts
Lagone: “MY FUCKING MIC CSNT HESR SHIT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF SPERM BITCH”
slowhanded
To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action
Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.
slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008
Sloane Momsen
1.) The girl dreaming is sugarplums in How The Grinch Stole Christmas and starred in We Were Soldiers and Law & Order alongside her older sister Taylor Momsen. She is not currently acting (2011) but goes to school and is living in Maryland with her parents; Michael and Colette.
Person 1: Hey, who is Taylor Momsen's little sister?
Person 2: Oh, Taylor's little sis is Sloane Momsen.
Person 2: Oh, Taylor's little sis is Sloane Momsen.
Sloane Momsen by peaceloveeyou May 2, 2011
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026