slohan

slow with the ladies or any general thing you don't want to be slow at.

"Would you have sex with me already?!?"
"My bad, sorry for being a slohan."

slohan by Big Steph July 29, 2006

Slohan

Usually found in places like hell , a Slohan is a best friend that will always be there for you no matter what. Somehow they always seem to be kinda fruity but don’t blame them , blame men for that .
A Slohan is also seen as a maneater or what you would call a "whore" or "gold-digger" but don’t be fooled cause they may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing slut when in reality ? They are much worse than that
A Slohan is also the closest thing to a god/goddess so please if you do have a friend like that give them money because they deserve the world

"- Omg i love your outfit where did you get it ?

- Oh what this rubbish ? I got it at Slohan’s house"
"Is your name god ? Because you look like a Slohan"

Slohan by Dracarys November 20, 2021

sloganeer 

Someone who can't talk straight.
They just spout slogans.

I am so sick of the Australian Prime Minister
He can't even answer a simple question without laying the shit on thick.
That dickhead is such a sloganeer.

sloganeer by 29gts11 January 24, 2020

slojan 

Drinking a beverage out of a condom

Jartholomew: What's a slojan
Jameson: Slojan deez nuts
Lagone: “MY FUCKING MIC CSNT HESR SHIT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF SPERM BITCH”

slojan by leetus May 23, 2021

slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action

Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.

slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

Sohana 

Sohana. A beautiful, gorgeous, awesome girl. She is like the best person you'll find. Her personality is amazing just like her. She'll always cheer you up. She's the best friend you could possibly ever have. She's beautiful inside and outside. She's just amazing.

Oh look! She's a Sohana!!!

Sohana by Queen__17 July 23, 2016

Sloane Momsen 

1.) The girl dreaming is sugarplums in How The Grinch Stole Christmas and starred in We Were Soldiers and Law & Order alongside her older sister Taylor Momsen. She is not currently acting (2011) but goes to school and is living in Maryland with her parents; Michael and Colette.

Person 1: Hey, who is Taylor Momsen's little sister?
Person 2: Oh, Taylor's little sis is Sloane Momsen.

Sloane Momsen by peaceloveeyou May 2, 2011