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Slend (verb) means to steal something that was meant to be borrowed. If you lend a bike to a friend but then the friend does not return the bike to you, your friend "slended" the bike. The bike was stolen through the initial intention of being on loan.
She slended my favorite cocktail dress after I let her borrow it for a wedding. That slendy bitch.
slend by CJdefines July 16, 2016
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send him to belize 

Euphemism for "whacking" or "liquidating" a problematic individual or rival. First mentioned by the character Saul Goodman in the popular AMC series"Breaking Bad."
(Saul and Walt are discussing the problem that Hank's investigation is posing)

Walt: What are we going to do about this Hank situation?

Saul: Um, well, you know... you could always... *coughs*... send him to Belize.

Walt: Are you serious?
send him to belize by BBfan August 20, 2013

shendezvous 

Last night in the bar, a cute guy shendezvoused up to me and asked to buy me a drink.

National send Tit pic day 

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this
Me; Happy national send tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!

roblox slender 

what happens when you drink and smoke while pregnant
“Drinking and smoking wont affect my child
little do they know their kid will be a roblox slender
roblox slender by the random idiot December 25, 2021

I'm gonna send you all the GIFs 

Something you say when you really love someone and you're about to spam them with your signature affectionate GIFs.
Riaberri: Laughter is the wine of the brain!

Joshyberri: 🤣I love you, I'm gonna send you all the GIFs

send a mexican across the border 

i gotta send a mexican across the border