sleeploss 

masturbation. the word "sleeploss" means masturbation. wtf else do you want from me. i aint gonna write you a effing story. it is what it is. sleeploss means masturbation.

zack went down into the cellar to sleeploss.
why do you always sleeploss?
zack is a sleeplosser.
sebastian sleeplosses all the time!

sleeploss by BlitzkriegArmor March 21, 2007

sleepless 

with out sleep you close your eyes only for them to open again u blink and its already 6 am and you hear the stupid bird chirping outside and you just want to hit them with a rock

boy: I slept great

girl: I was sleepless go fuck yourself brad

sleepless by bella_5792 July 6, 2015

Old Tom Sleepass 

It is the great childrens tale of Old Tom Sleepass. IT begins when this dude is in town and he hears all this noise and shit up in the woods so hes like im gonna go check it out.
and then, when he got up there in the woods, he found these uhh dwarves or elfs or gnomes or something and they were playing some loud ass fuckhat ninepin. and they had all this wine and shit, and they were like sup tom, drink this wine k. and hes like, k.
and then he gets all sleepy and falls asleep under this tree for like a really long time, like a hundred years and shit.
and then later when he woke up it was fuckin sweet, he was all old and had a bad ass wizard beard and shit, and so he walks back to town and is like sup guys, im tom. and they are like, no dude, you arent tom. and hes like wtf.

this one guy rip van winkle tryed to rip off old tom, but he got his ass beat the fuck down.

Mike has been sleeping all fucking day. Hes such an old tom sleepass.

Old Tom Sleepass by Mike D! March 8, 2004

Sleepless Elite 

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.

Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!

Sleepless Elite by Ambalise May 15, 2016

Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.

"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

Sleepless-drunk by Synanimous June 8, 2015

sleepless night 

When you lay in bed thinking of someone special to you.

I had a sleepless night thinking of you

sleepless night by Mr.busch February 20, 2017

Sleeposaurus

When your roommate sleep walks in a drunken stupor, brakes your chess set, and eats all the food that's not his.

#1-Hey man, did you brake my chess set last night?
#2-No, I have no idea what happened to your chess set..
#1-Hmm, okay, well did you eat my food last night?
#2-No, I have no idea what happened to your food..
#3-Looks like Sleeposaurus paid us a little visit last night.

Sleeposaurus by D-How January 22, 2010