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sleep flux 

The point in time when you'd usually be sleeping, but the computer moniter is keeping you awake. Usually you are really tired, but you are too lazy to turn off the computer; maybe you're myspacing, maybe you're gaming, or maybe you're just chatting. The boredom is so great, that you think the prospect of sleeping is too boring to try. You'd rather keep listening to music on iTunes late into the morning.
Guy A "Oh dude, i got like no sleep last night."

D-Bag Friend "Why dude, what the fuck is wrong with you, are you on crack or something?"

Guy A "No you sack of shit, I had intense sleep flux"
sleep flux by 1337Wizard February 12, 2006
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Sleepflixing 

Watching Netflix while half asleep or trying to sleep. Often done over vacations or holidays when you're too tired to stay fully awake but too awake to fall asleep, resulting in watching several hours of mindless Netflix instead of resting. Usually, the sleepflixer absorbs very lite, as their sleep deprived state does not allow them to easily follow the plot. Sometimes done out of boredom and sometimes the result of frustration with being unable to sleep.
Thomas: Dude, I didn't sleep at all last night. I watched eleven episodes of Doctor Who!
Mickey: Lame, man. We're they at least good episode:?
Thomas: I can't remember, I was sleepflixing. Now I have to rewatch a whole season.
Sleepflixing by Abbidon July 20, 2014

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026