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Slipped off my chair 

When a female produces mass amounts of excited juice and in turn slips off the chair she was sitting on as a reaction to sighting an extremely hot male speciman!
'What a hot C*nt, I think I just slipped off my chair'

Snapped Off A Big Fish 

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.
Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.
Snapped Off A Big Fish by Dr Ike August 12, 2011