slankit

1: (n) a drug-induced colloquialism which encompasses any/all objects which one might purchase while manic.

2: (v) a regional form of "bones it": a greeting to an acquaintance, old friend, respected gentleman/lady, or criminal. Typically right fist.

1: "I'm going to Bed, Bath and Beyond with my refund check and I'm going to buy a WHOLE bunch of slankits."

2: (Accompanied with a traditional bones/fist offering) "Hey man, Slankit." Or, "slankit."

by COMANCHE May 23, 2009

spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

Slanking

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.

My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.

by DGBE July 27, 2018

skankitis

1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.

2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.

Halloween Skankitis:

COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"

by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009

stankity

Is a stank skank. A promiscuous women with extreme body order from multiple partners.

That bitch be one stankity ho.

by Doc douchebottle January 24, 2014

slackitivity

The action of doing nothing when you really should be doing something and not giving a fuck.

"Wow, that punk just urinated on da floor rather then going ta da bathroom! He got slackitivity, yo!"

by the blue hatt, baby May 7, 2004

Skankity slut-slut

One who is not just a skank, or a slut but a combination of the two, usually a female who enjoys her promiscuity and 'assets' and uses them to her advantage.

"You know the girl with the huge knockers?" "Ergh, she's such a skankity slut-slut".

"Hey everybody, it's skankity slut-slut!"
"My name's Mai Valentine."
"That's what I said, skankity slut-slut." -Tea, Mai. Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

by Unsinkable K. September 29, 2007