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If someone asks for something or you offer something that you don't have or don't want to give them you say skwahn to signify that you aren't really going to give them it.
Nick: Hey, can I get a piece of gum?
Mike: Sure... SKWAHN!

Thomas: Hey, you want this computer?
David: Sure!
Thomas: SKWAHN!

James: You think I have a chance with that girl?
Mike: Yeah definitely... SkWAHN!
skwahn by Michael2010 January 12, 2010
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A word that is used to express your feelings when something exciting or gruesome happens and you are short for words.
"That was so skahnaya!"
skahnaya by Kelly Vallejos March 7, 2004
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skwahn • skwank • skwanky • Skahn • skahnaya • Skwachn • Skwah • Skwan • Skwanker • Skwarn
Someone who thinks they are very posh, elegant or swank, but in reality they are totally skanky. These include, but are not limited to people that dress head to toe in designer clothing with the label or logo emblazoned on every square inch of their body, women that insist on wearing high heels even though they stomp around like horses, men who bathe in cologne and wear too much jewelry, anyone with a dog breed that has teacup as a prefix (usually carried around in a hideous bag made especially for it with logo of choice), people that think just because you spent a lot of money on it's classy, et cetera.
What is she thinking with those extensions and that dress?!

I have no idea, but she's totally skwanky.
Skwanky by Josie Salome December 30, 2009
to engage in cyber sex using Skype.
John was in London and i was in Beijing, but we had a good skwank last night online.
skwank by arnalta January 2, 2011
skwank by Anonymous July 4, 2003
Skwank like a knomb a small dwarf like thing.
"shut up you fucking skwank!"
skwank by skwank May 2, 2006
A girl who has gone from ugly duckling to swan and consequently started acting real skanky due to overcompensating for the years of disinterest from guys.

Swan + Skank = Skwan
That chick seems into you.

Nah, she's into every guy. She got hot about a year ago and she's a total skwan now.
Skwan by Swinks July 10, 2010
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