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skunk piss 

Any low quality, generic, substandard, crappy tasting, lousy beer or booze.
Frank threw a party last weekend. It was a good time except for the skunk piss the bartender was serving. I got all pissed up at the party and got even with him. First I did an upper deck in his john, then I did a Cleveland Rewind and on my way out, I did a technicolor yawn on his living room floor. Frank is such an idiot!
skunk piss by Frank Klaune June 24, 2006
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piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny 

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy
dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

skunkpussy 

Female you wouldn't touch with a barge-pole. Slut. Whore.

Possibly a prostitute, crack-head, shoplifter or some other filthy low-life that wouldn't bother washing her fanny (not that i've got anything against these types of people you understand).

Made famous by Robert de niro in taxi driver.
Punter: 'How much for CIM?'

Streetgirl: '£15'

Punter: 'How much to sniff your minge?'

Streetgirl: 'Er, I've just had 3 truckers gangbang me bareback, so you'll probably want to avoid that whole area!'

Punter: 'Nice one....I love sloppy seconds, how much to eat you out?'

Streetgirl: 'Er, it'll be extra since you're into it!'

Punter: 'You fucking skunkpussy !!!! ....oh go on then."
skunkpussy by iainus maddismus December 19, 2006
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