skunk farmer 

a friend who tries to get into the pants of a person you were married to or at least dated.

I had dated this girl for about 2 months. Things didn't work out but we remained friends. Her and I went out one night just for fun and one of my guy friends decided to tag along. After a night of partying, I new she was flirting with my friend, so i told him not to go there and that i would be pissed if he did. later that night, i woke to find them on my living room floor going at it. He's lucky i didn't beat him sensless. That kind of opprotunists is a SKUNK FARMER!

skunk farmer by jsonman November 8, 2007

spunk farter 

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.

1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.

spunk farter by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006

spunkfarmer 

a gay man out on the prowl to suck cock, any cock. loves the cock. quite often to be found in public toilets and glory holes.

George Michael was once again caught being a spunkfarmer.

spunkfarmer by vojtart April 27, 2006

spunkfarmer 

sucking the jizz from a prominent labour politician

tony blair on the beach, arousing chickens

spunkfarmer by bertie goz October 4, 2003