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skunk bag 

A term used as a substitute for bitch. Usually referring to someone who has wronged or angered you. Common in shows like iCarly and Drake and Josh
That woman stole my husband. She is such a skunk bag!!
skunk bag by avidgamer4 April 1, 2009
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spunk bag 

A spunk bag is a condom. A bag to catch your spunk.
Tasha and Charlene would hang around the doggers car park picking up the used spunk bags and drinking what was in them.
spunk bag by Big Baws May 2, 2006

skank bag 

A woman really bad credit, bleach blonde hair, a fake bake sun tan which has added 15 years of wrinkles to her face, borderline anorexic who wears half-shirts that display her multiple c-sections, who has many kids from many men (usually the first one while she was still in high school), who shacks up with your buddy because he pays all of the bills and she won't let him out of her sight for fear he will find a better deal (any other chick with less kids, better credit). It seems like a good deal for your pal in the beginning because the baby's daddy's kept all the kids, but she then will lay claim to everything in your buddy's life: his house, his car, his golf vacations, his steak knives... etc.
My buddy is being used by that skank bag... She will probably get him to pay for her kids' college.
skank bag by Iowa October 14, 2006

skunt bag 

instead of a douche bag its skunt bag
boy: hey man hows it going.
Man: shut up skunt bag
skunt bag by bobbyman November 19, 2007

Spunk Bag 

Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
Spunk Bag by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012

Skank Bagger 

A cerial killer who chooses to kill skanks and only skanks
That guy was such a skank bagger, he killed 3 prostitutes.
Skank Bagger by GM47 November 27, 2010

Skank Bagget

The act of being a skank. When someone starts acting very slutty you refer to them as a "skank bagget" when cursing is not appropriate. It can also be used in place of any word that is in need of being offensive in an inappropriate place (church, funeral, family gathering, sports practice, graduation, professional luncheon. Also, around protective parents, teachers, officials, young children, grandparents, etc...)
Jill: "OH look cute boys."
Lynsey: "Hey boy's wanna come over later?"
Jill: "Stop being such a skank bagget!"
Skank Bagget by Laura Wagner January 13, 2009
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