skolf 

Skateboard golf. Originating in Bay City, Michigan, skolf is played in a skatepark with a golf ball, two cups and two teams. During the game, two players from each team are in play at a time, and can be subbed out any time. One cup is placed at the flat bottom of a bowl, and functions as the main goal. The point of the game is to hit the ball into the cup while skating into the ball. Each score is worth one point. The other cup is placed in a more difficult position (i.e. the top of a ramp), and if a team hits it, they automatically win the game.

No pushing within 10 feet of the ball. The ball can only be touched with the skateboard. Each game is typically three rounds, each round ending when a team scores. Alcohol is usually served between rounds and during the game.

Man, after 9 years, this park is boring. I have a golf ball, beer, and cups - let's invent a game called skolf.

skolf by bcbwilla June 21, 2010

skoof 

In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.

skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

Skolyosis 

Becoming sick or passing out as a result of drinking large quantities of Skol Vodka

Johnny: How'd new years go for you man?
Trev: aw not so good, I drank too much, and came down with a sever case of Skolyosis

Skolyosis by LNGTWROFPWR9000 January 15, 2015

Skollie 

The word 'Skollie' is of South African (Afrikaans) origin and has many meanings:

A naughty, dirty or ill-mannered child.
A gangster or somebody who deliberately breaks laws.
Somebody who is devoid of class and manners.
A homeless person.

It can also be used to describe somebody's behaviour.

'Michelle, can you please control your children, they're acting like little skollies.'

'Yoh man, what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift at the VMA's was so skollie.'

Skollie by Saffa101 September 16, 2009

Skolioromantic 

Someone who is romantically attracted to persons outside the gender binary

I do not find that binary men or women are romantically attractive. I am skolioromantic.

Skolioromantic by Aces of Arizona June 2, 2015

skollerninnilooks

A word only used by chads. Typically, one says skollerninnilooks a second or two of hair flipping after jumping or falling out of a hole on object for the purpose of entering dramatically.

“John jumped out a hole and said fucking ‘ skollerninnilooks’.” “I never felt more flexed on.”

skollerninnilooks by DoneBamboozled January 14, 2020

Swolfie 

A swolfie is when you take a selfie when you are feeling huge or swol. Most of the time taken at the gym.

TJ: Im feeling the gains already
Darin: Bro we really killed it at the gym
TJ: Dude lets take a swolfie

Swolfie by ErikaCasaBlackout April 13, 2015