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a freak who has cerebral paulsy and has sex with old geizers and hags.

Someone who has a fat family
a hoe

a piece of shit

another way of saying Cleavland steamer or dutch oven
a wet noodle
dead
a hobo
officer we just braught in a skinny allan,what a cleavland steamer, no that dude who raped an old lady and had no job.
by clmi jerk December 06, 2009
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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