skewege

N. Something that's "close enough" at first glance but closer inspection reveals it is slightly out of whack. Further inspection is worse and starts to stink and has a soft moist texture along with a sinking feeling in your stomach. Just off enough to muck up your day.

The study of skewege is called 'Hack-onics'.

N. skeweger - One who causes skewege or skeweges things up.

So Mr. Hack had a cad model @ leading edge consumer electronics company and one edge was 90.00000073 degrees causing the entire model to fail. The model was skewege.

See "riding the Failboat".

skewege by DaPuke October 7, 2010

Skewered

Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."

Skewered by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014

Skewered

When you fuck up someones shit

"Puts down mail flag on enemy's house"
You say "HA SKEWERED"

Skewered by Fagnig March 2, 2017

skeeger 

someone that is a cheat or whore. who gets around, but lies about it. mostly used to describe a shady girl.

"She is a cum-guzzling Skeeger"

skeeger by Don Gulbrandsen April 10, 2008

skewee 

skewee a term that is shouted out used to call your boys when your in trouble.Meaning everybody group up to handle trouble

If two guys are trying to jump you.you yell skewee and your boys know what time it is.It's that your in a fight or somethings wrong.And you need there help.A inter city call and burbs for help

skewee by Big re October 17, 2006

skewered spider monkey 

A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.

Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though

skewered spider monkey by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008

skeege 

when there is a long line and someone skirts it and tries to jump in the front

1) That dick in the Honda is trying to skeege in.
2) Look at that fat chic skeeging in for tacos.

skeege by Craven June 17, 2004