skepage

verb: \'skah:paije\

to be acting or behaving in a manner that is of questionable nature.

to be sketchy

not legit

-"did you see the way bobby just cut out like that? why is he sneaking around?"

="I dont know, recently bobby has been super skepage"

or

-I was going to eat lunch there but it was pretty nasty

=Was it skepage?

-SUPER SKEPAGE! there was literally a table of only dead people

by inkypaa October 14, 2013

Moist seepage

The step after damp seepage but before wet seepage

Hey guys, I'm seeing MOIST SEEPAGE at the Electric Factory tonight, anyone want to join?

by Moistseepage February 8, 2019

Seepage

A term used by auto mechanics to describe oil leaks that aren't that bad, but will be soon.

"Hey Xavier, is that oil pan bad?"

"Naw man, it's just got some seepage"

by Bullshitee November 28, 2012

Skipage

n. The block of recorded time that exists on a Tivo or any other DVR device that allows you to fast forward.

Dude, why are we watching the commercials? We have skipage!

by Steve_00_ March 19, 2010

anal seepage tampon

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.

My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

Anal Seepage

When anal fluid slowly rages out of the butthole.

Hey, man I heard you had a bad case of anal seepage.

by Tino'slittlesecret April 11, 2009

anal seepage

n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.

"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."

by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004