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skank nugget 

Typically the girl at the trailer park who spreads your garden variety std's. Although some feel they can tame them to a house wife she will sleep with your brother for a 24oz Budweiser and a pack of parliaments.
Isa recon Bobby James found himself a genuine skank nugget.
skank nugget by Jeff SK December 9, 2008
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skank nugget 

"man that girl is such a skank nugget"
"yeah i know what you mean"

Skank Nugget 

A girl who is fat and is a big skank. Usually dyes her hair bright blonde and wears a face full of caked-on makeup. Will let any guy do whatever he pleases to her, then go to McDonalds to shove some food down her throat. Guys will make fun of her after they have sex with her and call her fatty and skanky. But yet they still have sexual encounters with the Skank Nugget. Also, watch out, the Skank Nugget tends to have STDs and will bum you out of your cash so she can go pig out.

I hate Skank Nugget girls.
Girl: Hey! I just had sex with those three guys over there at the same time! Oh, can I borrow $50 from you? I need to go get some lunch!!
Me: *sighs and shakes head* Oh, Skank Nugget, you..
Skank Nugget by LifeHatesMe September 23, 2011

Skanky Nugget 

1. n. A female prostitute that is ugly and cheap.

2. n. A chicken nugget that is wearing a bikini, and has chest hair, along with pubic hair.
1. I saw my neighbor pick up a skanky nugget last night. I'm pretty sure she was missing some teeth too.

2. I got a 6 piece mcnugget from mcdonalds. One them was nearly a skanky nugget though, it had hair on it.

spank nugget 

A term to describe the ejaculate of one during masterbation
I beat my dick so hard I sent a spank nugget across the room.
spank nugget by natedawg420_4 April 3, 2010

Stank nugget

A tiny piece of excremement that has stayed in your pants for too long. It has caused tremendous odours
Like Skidmarks except larger.

"Brown marks in yo pants"-that can be smelt easily
Stank nugget by Bourkes May 10, 2005

Shank Nugget 

A shit that feels like shards of glass on the way out; it hurts like hell and cuts up your hole.
My butt hurts from taking a shank nugget this morning.
Shank Nugget by Sundog56 December 25, 2022
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