sink shower
A substitution for a shower when there is not enough time for a full shower, but you still have some mad bedhead. In order to take a sink shower, stick your head under the faucet and turn it on. If done right, your girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.
Some deodorant may also be necessary to complete the illusion.
Some deodorant may also be necessary to complete the illusion.
Girl: Wow, I like your hair today. What did you do?
Guy: To be honest, I just went for the sink shower.
Girl: That's nasty.
Guy: What was I supposed to do? We had 5 minutes and my hair looked like a mushroom.
Guy: I'm gonna go grab a sink shower before we go.
Guy 2: Hellz yeah.
Guy: To be honest, I just went for the sink shower.
Girl: That's nasty.
Guy: What was I supposed to do? We had 5 minutes and my hair looked like a mushroom.
Guy: I'm gonna go grab a sink shower before we go.
Guy 2: Hellz yeah.
sink shower by The Fourth Tenor June 22, 2008
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