A type of weird Hispanic who tries to flex at the most unusual times. Using subjects like eating ass because “she likes it”….. but gets really offended when reminded “she also likes her rent, car payment, and cell bill paid” almost like he realizes at this moment he has been paying her bills just to lick her stink star… and provide her pleasure.
Hey guys! I just got done paying all this girls bills, so now we can go on our first date! She said she’s not cooking dinner because she had stomach flu and I can just eat her ass for dinner!

LOL! Okay see ya later Simpriguez!
by Bazinga Sheldon December 19, 2022
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