simplicious

1. Simply good, simply delectable, simply delicious. Like salt, use it sparingly to add a twinge of spice and sophistication to any conversation.


2. An uncommon moniker for males. Stems from Saint Simplicious (1351-1392), the patron saint of silly names.

1.
After dinner:
"Oh Sebastian, the Beef Wellington was simplicious!"

After the ballgame:
"That umpire's calls were all shit. Totally NOT simplicious, dude."

After sex:
"Sweet Jesu, Gwendolyn, where ever did you learn to do the cocoa steamer? Simplicious!"


2.
"Yo Simplicious, get your ass over to Tommy's house before I shank you."

by seductivedad February 17, 2009