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Small Umpa loopa Ladie, She can light up a room with her smile. Usually Mexican Or Arabic Also Known as She Devil, Always has Short Person syndrome, Also Has Kankles and Big Boobs, Shytona also is Usually On the More Thicker side. Yet shes so easy to fall in love with. shytona often usually names her offsprings more unique names such as natalia, kyran, joshua, samantha, jaden, (etc.)
I think i seen a Shytona In willy wonka.
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Shatona means pure unconditional love. Her personality can light up a room. She can be the sweetest person you have ever met, but the worst person to ever deal with after you have wronged her. She has a tremendous heart and isn't afraid to give her last to anyone. Sexually she is a predator. Her sex game is so explosive it is literally addicting. She has the ability to blow your mind mentally physically and emotionally.
I want to be just like Shatona.
shatona by Mzlexysosexy August 7, 2016

shitonastick 

It's kinna like shit in a cone, but it comes on these little popsicle sticks. People named Casey really like them a lot.
James loves the taste of his new shitonastick! Don't ask him to share, he'll bite you.
shitonastick by b4p November 3, 2003

shitonastick 

b4p
b4p=shitonastick
shitonastick by Anonymous November 4, 2003

shitonastick 

Only two known ways to prepare shitonastik. 1) By using hands to gather shit around the popsickle stick, much like how a fish stick or chicken nugget is formed. 2) By allowing stick to be thrust into the anus and twirled as to allow build up of shit on stick.
Vegetarians must be cautious when eating shitonastick.
shitonastick by sweetirony November 4, 2003
A popular girl that everyone wants to be. Independent and sometimes mean well most of the time. She's also imitating sometimes. But she's always honest and gives good advicie.
Girl 1: did you see shytoya today she slapped that girl.
Girl 2: oh my god she can be rude sometimes.
shytoya by Issa_juicey_snack May 15, 2018

Shytoney malonay 

This will get any girl to fuck u straight away by just saying it babyy
Boy-Hey shytoney malonay

Girl-Oooo daddy fuvk me
Shytoney malonay by Mysterybaby July 14, 2021
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