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shprengel 

A very pale, ether mass. Despite its natural paleness, its often found in the wild as very tanned, because they like to roll out into the sunlight and sunbathe for hours. They are not very dense, and roll around easily. Dropped from a great height, they will assimilate the material of what they hit, quite literally becoming the cement. They attract buns, and hot embers, which will often jump out of the grill in search of the nearest shprengel. Shprengels often like to inhale marijuana smoke, and achieve a higher sense of understanding and rolling speed by doing so.
" I saw a shprengel once, it was surreal"
"Dont touch that, it might be a shprengel"
shprengel by Jack Bundy July 13, 2009
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Shengeleng 

1. to have the desire to fuck or bang someone very hard

2. a word you yell when you see someone who is hot/attractive/fuckable
1. Dude! have you seen that chick in the club? I wanna sjengeleng her!

2. *hot person walks by* "wow.... SHENGELENG!"
Shengeleng by helloooooosunshine April 23, 2011
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To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.
"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
Spengel by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009

Scarengelli 

A extremely oversized hairy male with perpetual odor and can be seen with a undistinctable animal that goes by the name weebol wobble wallabee wallace
Was that Bigfoot or Scarengelli?
Scarengelli by nake, jick July 15, 2011

sprenglish 

A combination of Spanish, French, and English, or a combination of Spanglish and Frenglish. There's nobody who would need to speak this, but it's pretty funny.
eli: "i have explodar à trois heures en la mañana"
logan: wtf are you speaking sprenglish?
sprenglish by chesyon May 23, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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