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shprengel 

A very pale, ether mass. Despite its natural paleness, its often found in the wild as very tanned, because they like to roll out into the sunlight and sunbathe for hours. They are not very dense, and roll around easily. Dropped from a great height, they will assimilate the material of what they hit, quite literally becoming the cement. They attract buns, and hot embers, which will often jump out of the grill in search of the nearest shprengel. Shprengels often like to inhale marijuana smoke, and achieve a higher sense of understanding and rolling speed by doing so.
" I saw a shprengel once, it was surreal"
"Dont touch that, it might be a shprengel"
shprengel by Jack Bundy July 13, 2009
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Shengeleng 

1. to have the desire to fuck or bang someone very hard

2. a word you yell when you see someone who is hot/attractive/fuckable
1. Dude! have you seen that chick in the club? I wanna sjengeleng her!

2. *hot person walks by* "wow.... SHENGELENG!"
Shengeleng by helloooooosunshine April 23, 2011
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To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.
"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
Spengel by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009

Scarengelli 

A extremely oversized hairy male with perpetual odor and can be seen with a undistinctable animal that goes by the name weebol wobble wallabee wallace
Was that Bigfoot or Scarengelli?
Scarengelli by nake, jick July 15, 2011

sprenglish 

A combination of Spanish, French, and English, or a combination of Spanglish and Frenglish. There's nobody who would need to speak this, but it's pretty funny.
eli: "i have explodar à trois heures en la mañana"
logan: wtf are you speaking sprenglish?
sprenglish by chesyon May 23, 2023
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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