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shovel man

n. A friend who know's where your secrets are hidden such as drugs, porn, mistresses or illegal activities and upon your death will clean out all evidence of your bad habits before your family finds out about your "other side". He's called a "shovel man" because once he has all the evidence he's supposed to bury it where no one will find it.
I'm not worried about Darla finding my porn stash if this plane crashes, my shovel man, Steve's got that covered.
by MickD October 15, 2007
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shovel man

nooooooo don't remind me! now all i can think about is shovel man!
by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021
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Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.
Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?
by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023
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shove -it man

a 18-21 year old that is obsessed with skateboarding and always do a trick that is called the "shove it" and masterbates to skate videos
shove it man stop materbating to this skate video
by brian nguyen September 9, 2005
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shovemandownthroat

the sexual act of shoving a human being down ones throat
did you see joe shovemandownthroat yesterday?
by diejfvuers9ij May 1, 2021
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