shovel man 

n. A friend who know's where your secrets are hidden such as drugs, porn, mistresses or illegal activities and upon your death will clean out all evidence of your bad habits before your family finds out about your "other side". He's called a "shovel man" because once he has all the evidence he's supposed to bury it where no one will find it.

I'm not worried about Darla finding my porn stash if this plane crashes, my shovel man, Steve's got that covered.

shovel man by MickD October 15, 2007

shovel man 

that guy from jojo's bizarre adventure who's everywhere

shovel man

nooooooo don't remind me! now all i can think about is shovel man!

shovel man by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Beating a man to death with a shovel 

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

Beating a man to death with a shovel by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023

shove -it man 

a 18-21 year old that is obsessed with skateboarding and always do a trick that is called the "shove it" and masterbates to skate videos

shove it man stop materbating to this skate video

shove -it man by brian nguyen September 9, 2005

shovemandownthroat 

the sexual act of shoving a human being down ones throat

did you see joe shovemandownthroat yesterday?

shovemandownthroat by diejfvuers9ij May 1, 2021