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shock red 

The highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarrassment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.
I turned Shock red when I noticed the people watching me dance.
shock red by always a critic always February 12, 2014
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Red Sock Dock 

Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.
Adam red sock docked his boyfriend after a particularly rough anal sex session.

Red Sock 

A method of Sexual Abuse. A fetish of sorts. Method: Anal Sex proceeds between a man and a woman. While in the midst of the initial action, a sharp punch is delivered to the female's stomache by the male. In doing so, the rectum tightens so much, that when the penis is pulled out, the retal innards are removed with it. This "inside-out" rectum is referred to as the "Red Sock".
*hot anal sex*
Male: Bitch! *punches womans stomache and pulls out penis HARD*
Woman: Oh no! The red sock strikes again!
Red Sock by Chaide September 15, 2003

bosten red sock

the bosten red sock is when having anal sex with a women you stick the penis in the anus without any lube and in the out stroke the inner linning of the anus retracts around the penis there for looking like a red sock !
carl was fucking erin from behind when he decided to slip it in her ass without lube and finding he soon had a bosten red sock on his penis !

red sock ranger 

A person who is in the habit of giving red sock to people. Usually a person who is a maintenance supervisor, and whos sexuality is in question.

May also like cats and bees.
C dub has another red sock again. That darned Red Sock Ranger needs to give him a break.
red sock ranger by Red Sock Ranger September 10, 2008

Red Sock 

Following anal sex the cock is removed only to discover the intestinal lining remaining on the shaft of the penis. This anal lining is referred to as the red sock. There are depictions of ritualistic red sock parties on fragments of Hellenistic Greek vases, and it was also popular among pagan cultures in the 8th Century AD. Outlawed in 1324 by Baron von Shisenpipe it has subsequently gone underground, often enjoyed in backstreet massage parlours.
Can I fry your red sock please Donna?
Red Sock by Phelch May 13, 2004

Bloody Red Sock 

Very similar to the donkey punch in which while having anal sex you punch the unlucky lady in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract. Only in this instance, you immediately pull out as her asshole contracts forcing her bloody rectum to be pulled out with your dick.
"Dude, I gave that bitch the Bloody Red Sock last night that's why she's walking funny"

"My asshole is killing me, that prick Kevin gave me a bloody red sock last night"
Bloody Red Sock by toofastcharlie January 11, 2009