shlaboosh 

A term used to describe dog poo that is saturated with rain water. Mainly used as a slang term in Northern England where the speaker doesn't want to use a swear word such as Dog Shit or Soggy Dog Shit.

Be careful you don't stand in that Shlaboosh!

shlaboosh by Flabagast February 14, 2017

shlaploosh

shlaploosh (shlap-loosh) - The sound a kayak makes while shlapping through the water

Last week I was in my kayak and all I heard was the shlaploosh.

My kayak went shlaploosh while I was paddling through the water.

shlaploosh by The Shlaploosher October 26, 2010

slaboosh 

The sloppiest of blowjobs. Usually given in bathrooms or on dance floors by that heavy set sorority girl everyones smashed.

Bro 1: My duude, i heard Moaning Myrtle gave u head in the middle of the dance floor last night...
Bro 2: Shit bro.. Keep it on the low but yeah she gives that MEAN slaboosh

slaboosh by Le'MoofDiver July 14, 2015

shaboshky 

Another name for a man's penis.

Pronunciation : Sha bosh key

"Girl you don't know, he's got a huge shaboshky"!

shaboshky by NuSpeed February 25, 2017

SPLATOOSHKA 

This word can mean anything you want it can be a sound it can discribe something it can even be yelled during orgasm

oh yes im cumming im cumming.... SPLATOOSHKA!

SPLATOOSHKA by MADMAN January 16, 2015

Spladoosh 

A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.

Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”

Spladoosh by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011

shlaboomba 

A person who is just so awesome that they are such a shlaboomba.

I love your sense of humour, you are such a shlaboomba!

shlaboomba by Shlaboomba May 31, 2017