shitboss 

1. A person who while being a degenerate human being, is at the top of their game in regards to their deplorable activities.

2. Similar to a pitboss but less of a compliment, more often said in awe of how much someone doesn't give a fuck.

That dude Cameron is a real shitboss.... I saw him the other night on the couch at Steves with coke dripping out his nose and he had each hand on a different beezys ass.

Kyle was shitbossing so hard the other day....he was drunk as fuck at 10am yelling at the old folks home telling them to hurry up and die so he could inherit their shit.

shitboss by thegoobersnoober October 27, 2010

shitpossum 

A person who, while shitting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room.

"Holy shit! Someone just entered the bathroom, and I'm in mid-shit! I'm going to play shitpossum."

shitpossum by Frylock1968 September 6, 2013

Shitbass

Shitbass is a genre of music and a music-related subculture which started in Evansville, Indiana with the release of Happy Fascist Italians' "New Rococo Scat Party" in early 2010.

Influenced heavily by speedbass and breakcore, Shitbass songs usually time out around the 1:30 mark and revolve around distorted bassdrums, chopped breaks, and heavy sampling of other musical works and records, often using comedic juxtaposition. As such, the genre is incredibly freeform and constantly changing.

As of 2011, the genre maintains a limited following, is mostly local to Evansville, Indiana, and is exemplified by "musicians" such as Happy Fascist Italians, Volun Woostion, Camel Boy, Morgan Freeman's Junk, Mr. Inedible, and Cassius Cobblebottom.

Shitbass is released through the "Network 24" collective/label; local to Evansville, IN.

I went to that underground shitbass party in Newburgh last night, but got scared off by all the ghetto-ass ravers drinking pabst blue ribbon.

Shitbass by dankassraveboy January 23, 2011

Shitbass

Shitbass is a dance music genre from Evansville, IN. Similar to breakcore, speedcore, speedbass, and suomisaundi, shitbass songs rely on comedic sampling of popular material and punishing bassdrum rhythms.

Happy Fascist Italians like to claim that they invented Shitbass but the music existed before HFA started making it. Some of the people who went on to make Shitbass were known from 2005-2008 or so to make a genre we all called "Bogus Breaks", which had the same "Dance music + pop culture humor" mentality that Shitbass has. HFA came along and made the genre a harder edge, and in doing so changed the name of it.

Thus... Bogus Breaks was more or less proto-shitbass. Some classic bogus albums can still be found in Evansville's underground culture. (Various Artists - Great Music Race of 2006 and Fenrir - Who Knows How to Mecca Sandwich? are prime examples.)

Happy Fascist Italians + the other shitbass musicians are known as the Network 24 collective. There's a few of the old Bogus Breaks musicians who haven't switched over to the new style or have dropped off the face of the earth complete.

This shitbass is about as annoying as dubstep.

Shitbass by bogusbroken March 15, 2011

shittosser 

When a guy jumps off the diving board in mid air pulls his shorts down and squirt a flying shit at his girlfriend

Me did a double flip shittosser at the ol bag one right on her back bullseye!

shittosser by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

You’re the shit boss 

When you are doing great. You achieve everything you wish. You don’t need anyone else but you because you’re the shit boss. You can be proud of you when someone tells you this.

- Yo man I just signed a contract for my skate event! Zender is in my dm’s man!
- Omg wow! You’re the shit boss!

You’re the shit boss by Choupiii March 8, 2022

shitblossom

For when you want to insult someone very pretty, like a flower blossom, but they are annoying the fuck out of you

Oh my god, you shitblossom

shitblossom by dogre August 27, 2017