shit poke

when your banging your woman so hard that your dick slips out of her pussy and it pokes her in the ass and you both yell SHIT because it hurt her ass and bent your cock

shit poke by Thad December 23, 2002

Shit Poker

1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit

"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"

Shit Poker by Simon November 11, 2004

Shitpoke

A shitepoke, (also sometimes called a shidepoke), is a Green-backed Heron. Other names include Little Heron and Striated Heron.
"The green-backed heron (Butorides striatus) is commonly known by it's Salish name, "shitepoke."

Look at that Shitpoke cruising in the sand dunes.

Shitpoke by Gay Corrector January 12, 2009

shitpoker 

1. Someone who is the penetrator during anal sex (especially gay anal sex). Refers to the fact that the penis pokes the feces inside the rectum of their partner.

"Oh man, Elton John is the biggest shitpoker over".

shitpoker by bad daddy April 13, 2005

Shitpoke

A shitpoke is NOT a homosexual by definition, but of course CAN be one (as in Brokeback Mountain.) A shitpoke is a cross between a shit-kicker and a cowpoke, and a complete asshole.

Ha, Earl is one serious shitpoke. He wears that big belt buckle and brass spurs, but his boots are covered in six inches of dried, sick-smelling hog shit.

Shitpoke by Burning_Daylight April 15, 2011

Shitpoke

Faggot, homosexual, butt pirate, queer, etc. a man who pokes another man's shit.

Great way to question someone's sexuality, with a little old west flair.

This is the correct definition for this term, the other one is a weak imitation.

I personally invented this word back in 2000

Jim McGreevy loves the hairy man ass. He's a real shitpoke.

Shitpoke by Jefferson Darcy October 8, 2004

shitpoke

the act of poking someone while making the sound of shit.

Damn, Alex got shitpoked in his eye.

shitpoke by Fuck you February 21, 2003