Shitpoke

A shitepoke, (also sometimes called a shidepoke), is a Green-backed Heron. Other names include Little Heron and Striated Heron.
"The green-backed heron (Butorides striatus) is commonly known by it's Salish name, "shitepoke."

Look at that Shitpoke cruising in the sand dunes.

by Gay Corrector September 24, 2008

Shitpoke

A shitpoke is NOT a homosexual by definition, but of course CAN be one (as in Brokeback Mountain.) A shitpoke is a cross between a shit-kicker and a cowpoke, and a complete asshole.

Ha, Earl is one serious shitpoke. He wears that big belt buckle and brass spurs, but his boots are covered in six inches of dried, sick-smelling hog shit.

by Burning_Daylight March 30, 2011

Shitpoke

Faggot, homosexual, butt pirate, queer, etc. a man who pokes another man's shit.

Great way to question someone's sexuality, with a little old west flair.

This is the correct definition for this term, the other one is a weak imitation.

I personally invented this word back in 2000

Jim McGreevy loves the hairy man ass. He's a real shitpoke.

by Jefferson Darcy October 8, 2004

shitpoker

1. Someone who is the penetrator during anal sex (especially gay anal sex). Refers to the fact that the penis pokes the feces inside the rectum of their partner.

"Oh man, Elton John is the biggest shitpoker over".

by bad daddy April 14, 2005

shitpoke

the act of poking someone while making the sound of shit.

Damn, Alex got shitpoked in his eye.

by Fuck you February 21, 2003