shit poke

when your banging your woman so hard that your dick slips out of her pussy and it pokes her in the ass and you both yell SHIT because it hurt her ass and bent your cock

by Thad December 24, 2002

Shit Poking

verb; another word for anal sex

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking

by ReaboUD April 29, 2022

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 27, 2022