shit chimp
bob (points to laquisha): "god, that is one horrific looking shit chimp!"
mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"
mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"
shit chimp by nig_stomper2 April 14, 2010
Baby Chimp Shit
When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.
Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."
Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."
Baby Chimp Shit by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011
Related Words
Champagne Shit
When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)
I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit
Champagne Shit by Kai Karl June 11, 2006
champagne-shit
v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.
Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"
Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."
Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."
champagne-shit by BananaChem August 21, 2010
champ shit only
champ shit only by Niner915 March 14, 2021
Champagne shit
"champagne shit"
-a style of shit.
It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
-a style of shit.
It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
Champagne shit by @takochino November 19, 2017
champion shit
When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.
champion shit by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024
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