sheep humper 

A student (aka "aggy", "agroid", etal) at Texas A&M, a glorified junior college located just north of east Bumfuck Nowhere in College Station, Texas, especially a member of the Corp of Cadets (aka "corp turds", "toy soldiers", etal).

Derived from their time-honored tradition of engaging in anal intercourse (fucking) ovine mammals (sheep).

This habit led to the school motto - "Texas A&M - Where men are men and sheep are scared!"

The sheep humpers are delusional.

sheep humper by Old Sarge February 19, 2008

Sleep Humper Bed 

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

Sleep Humper Bed by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011

Sleep Humper 

A person who grinds on someone's genitalia while in a state of unconciousness.

Sometimes instead of a person, the victem is an inanimate object.


n. One who humps people or objects while sleeping

OMG! I think Noel is sleep humping the televison. She is such a sleep humper!

Sleep Humper by KaeMERae February 7, 2009