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shartmare 

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"
shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016
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shartmart 

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

shahriyar 

The coolest,hottest, funniest person you will ever meet. He gets all the bitches.
Omg im so jealous, Shahriyar is so cute
shahriyar by Bite006 April 4, 2017

Shalimar 

She's crazy but with a unique mind.
She's gorgeous, has a strong and dominant personality, creative, happy, laughs at everything, visionary and adventurous.
Shalimar had the weirdest idea but is rare and mind blowing.
Shalimar by Bobby6789 March 13, 2017

sharmarke 

See no evil or may be protected from evil, good luck etc

other ways to spell. Shermarke Shamarke Sharmake Sharmaarke Shermaarke Shemaarke

Abdirashid Ali sharmarke was the 2nd President of the Republic of Somalia.
Shar ma arke (Somali name) is made up from two words (Shar) is arabic word witch means bad or -objectionable aspects of the behaviour- or evil, not good etc. Ma arke witch is (Somali word HA-ARKIN)don't see, be guarded from evil. Sharmarke Shar-ha-arkin
sharmarke by Dhaqancelis April 5, 2008

Shahriar 

Shahriar is the most beautiful handsome man in the world. Every girl falls in love with him whether they know it or not. He has an unbelievable amount of confidence and fashion sense. With his style alone, he is surely destined for success. He is a lover, not a fighter, but he will fight for what he loves. He has many different girlfriends, but he's honest with every single one of them. He's very passionate about life and is very much an attention whore. He loves being the center of attention and with his social skills he is able to captivate a whole room full of strangers. He loves God, Family, Friends, Power and Women. In that order.
I think Shahriar is the Dos Equis man...
Shahriar by ShahsofSunset August 1, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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