shaft city 

A place of neverending torment, pain, and insurmountable unluckiness. A place where people who get "the shaft" dwell ALL the time. Although not an actual place, it could be in the near future if Tyler and I have to deal with all the bullshit that comes at us.

Seth - "Man my week sucked bro."

Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."

Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"

Tyler - "What bro?"

Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."

Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."

Seth - "Probably so...damns.

shaft city by Skeet Magee May 5, 2007

Shaftsity Belt 

Noun A belt, or similar object, that prevents a Shaft Watcher from looking at your cock.

Pronunciation- Shaft-city Belt

I made a Shaftsity Belt to prevent my ex-girlfriend from staring at my cock.

Shaftsity Belt by Murder Zone December 25, 2009