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shaft city 

A place of neverending torment, pain, and insurmountable unluckiness. A place where people who get "the shaft" dwell ALL the time. Although not an actual place, it could be in the near future if Tyler and I have to deal with all the bullshit that comes at us.
Seth - "Man my week sucked bro."

Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."

Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"

Tyler - "What bro?"

Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."

Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."

Seth - "Probably so...damns.
shaft city by Skeet Magee May 5, 2007
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Shaftsity Belt 

Noun A belt, or similar object, that prevents a Shaft Watcher from looking at your cock.

Pronunciation- Shaft-city Belt
I made a Shaftsity Belt to prevent my ex-girlfriend from staring at my cock.
Shaftsity Belt by Murder Zone December 25, 2009

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026