sexonify

Verb. To apply sexual properties to an object that isn't normally thought of as sexual.

Excerpt from an essay I once wrote about strawberries I’m guessing that a number of my classmates will touch upon the sexuality of strawberries in their papers. I, however, have made a conscious decision not to sexonify strawberries. (...) You will find no such sexonification in this paper.

by Everett Guerny July 23, 2005